Here's the interview:

Blaze: *sticking his nose in the medicine den*

Jayfeather: *annoyed* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Blaze: What?

Jayfeather: Do you have a thorn in your paw or are you sick?

Blaze: Whoa! None.

Jayfeather: Then go away. I have to store my herbs and I don't want to have you tiptoeing around.

Blaze: Just-

Jayfeather: AWAY.

Blaze: But-

Jayfeather: AWAY.

Blaze: Just tell me-

Jayfeather: AWAY.

Blaze: -how did you become a medicine cat!

Jayfeather: *wincing* Well, if you put it like that...I'll be quick. Purdy's been complaining again.

Jayfeather's twisted ways as he QUICKLY told us:

Let's be quick. Well, Spottedleaf told me that I had to become a medicine cat, so I gave up my dreams and became Leafpool's apprentice.

Blaze: Wha...? That's all? Really?!

Jayfeather: Gotta go.

Blaze: *looking dazed*

Jayfeather: Well, I'm so famous that I don't have to tell you any more. So if I never see you again, it'll be too soon. *walks away*

Blaze: *shaking his head* I'll never understand him.

Pretty awesome, isn't it? Jayfeather's so grumpy, but he's still our favorite!

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